Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...