Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.