A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Palindromes
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A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...