Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...