Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...