Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...