At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...