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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Granny and the Cop.
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As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
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25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Stupid people awards
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Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....