Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...