The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...