Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...