Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!