Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...