Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Equation of earnings
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Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...