Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...