A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...