Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Free drinks for everyone
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If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...