God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...