Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...