I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...