What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...