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What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
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What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
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Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
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Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...