Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...