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Bill Gates, the Antichrist
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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Bald Men
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Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Make me an uncle!
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Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...