House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...