Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...