A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
mouse’s favorite record?
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Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...