Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...