What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother