English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...