Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...