Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Adopt an NBA player
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yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
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English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...