Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...