Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...