Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.