Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...