Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.