The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
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Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
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A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
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20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...