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Manly signs
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Because they squeak!
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
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“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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What’s in the bag?
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Marry Farmer Jones
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2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...