Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...