Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...