The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!