Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...