Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...