In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...