My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....