Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...