yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...