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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
stool taken!
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Computer Idiots
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