Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...